The Uppity Up

It’s been absolutely delightful meeting the new neighbors. 

She’s a cute little blonde thing. Tons of hair. I don’t know how she keeps up with it. 
Her suitor is quite the eyecandy too, I must say. 


I wonder if she likes black tea… 

• 18 Apr 2013
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A toast for a post!

Good day, dearest mortals.
[and any others that I should be addressing!]

It has come to my attention that in the recent month, many mortals have been seeking out more hours to spend with us dear ghosties. While I am honored, and humbled by the limelight that shines on my portrait for an additional hour or so, here is a list of what us 999 happy haunts are missing out on while we cater to your entertainment:

• Ballroom Dancing lessons by Miss Sally Slater
• A ceremonious cutting of Julius Caesars birthday cake
• An additional hour of beauty rest
• Intermission for the Graveyard Opera Revue
• Evening coffee, tea [and spirits]

Perhaps one day we will be able to take back our evenings. But until then, I’m certain that I speak for maids, butlers and ghosts alike. We are tired of surprise hours.


Now, if we were allowed to meander the parks during these hours to play and haunt? That is an entirely different story…

Until then,

xx Miss Lillian O’Malley-Gracey

• 2 Mar 2013
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